HAVE I BECOME MY MOM

Hello daisies...Howdy, when you saw the post title i know the first thing that came to your mind is that it's bad but somehow it isn't. Can you remember back in the day when you just do one small thing at home or in school and your mom wants to gist  that mistakenly ask her, she will over exaggerate it. For instance you took 15th out of 76 students (see the gap o) and someone asks your mom what the problem is and she starts like this

adanna has killed me o, after, spending 20, 000 for school fees and all those other things that if she doesn't get she will die, she will never let us rest us rest o, everyday they said we should buy ruler, they said we should buy pencil. When her mates were reading she was buying pencil and ruler now see how she has wasted all our efforts and money. eh ya madam what did she do exactly, she took last in class o, when  her mates were taking first second and third she was there looking for 15th to carry and come and show us. Those people carrying 1st do they have...wait madam did she carry last or 15th...it's better he had carried last now so we will all rest. This girl blah blah blah

 OR IS IT WHEN As a boarding house student, you misplace your uniform  or day wear and after much lying, explaining, convincing and begging so they can sew a new one and your parents finally agree and your mom takes you to the market and the following conversation occurs....

madam how much that yellow check material, na 220 naira per yard...ah ah i buy am 150 nah...madam when be that..e don reach like 3 months wey we sell 15o we even sell 130 self but things don add money....Your mother turn to you and drags your ear, you see what you have cause...every term sew me uniform, you will be dashing people your uniform, father christmas, the small money i wan to add and buy provisions i will use it and be buying cloth for you...i will rmove this money from your pocket money. Then the seller replies, madam take am easy na small girl and your mom replies: why she no go be small girl when you wan sell market. Then you will now carry your over sabi mouth and add: Mummy take it easy please...common close your your dirty mouth before i shut it up for you, if i hear peem eh..i will flog you in this market..stupid girl...

 Oh my God i saw this kind s of things wella...yes i was that girl who always losses her uniform every term but as i got older things changed. Back to my post so Jina scribbled on her home work and i was upset when hubby came back, I started reporting her before i realized my self. I have added all the jara in this world to the story then i stopped and remembered my mom. So after all she's not wrong maybe that's what all moms have in common. Even up till now if my mom calls me once and you don't pick she will call my older ones and tell them she has been calling me since morning and I'm not picking. Now i can relate but then i used to be mad.

How did your mom report you to your dad or siblings?
Do you do same to your kids?
How would you say kids like me back then should be treated or corrected?

I love you for reading and till my next post...XOXO